Jokes:
- Male Bashing
- Rednecks
- Actual Fast Food Job Application
- Blonde Jokes
- AOL/Chat Slang
- 25 Deep Thoughts
- 59 Interesting Facts
- Signs That You're Too Drunk
- Computer Lab Pranks
- Doctor Speak
- Warning Signs of Insanity
- One Liners
- Church Bulletin Bloopers
- Short Laughs
- You Know You're In Trouble When...
- Things Men Wish Women Knew
- If Men Ruled the World
- Football Players College Entrance Exam
- Honeymooners
- Love to...but...
- Bitch Poem
That would be me. (Actually it's a mini version of my character from Sailor Moon.) And considering the fact that the only pictures of the actual me are the ones that are the worst, and of course, the same ones that Mishelle insists on scanning and putting on her webpage.
People send me these things all the time, so I figure, instead of re-writing it all...I can just cut and paste...with all my wonderful smart-ass answers.
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue, definitely. But that's just from experience.
2. Be serious or be funny? Funny. That's me, always making an idiot out of myself. Especially in public...that's the fun part.
3. Boxers or briefs? Umm, excuse me?
4. Whole or skim milk? Whatever my mom puts in the "fridgilator." (Remember Mishelle?)
5. Single or taken? Way taken...of course, I don't mind.
6. Simple or complicated? Nothing has ever been simple for me, except for reading. *shakes head violently* "They called me stupid!"
7. Law or anarchy? Anarchy all the way!
8. Flowers or angels? Angels.
9. Grey or gray? Grey.
10. Read or write? I don't ever stop doing either one...
11. Color or black-and-white photos? Black and white. It's antique, yet classy.
12. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset, no contest.
13. M&M's or Skittles? Whichever Mishelle's throwing at me at the moment.
14. Go to bed late or wake up late? One leads to the other, so its like the chicken and the egg, you can't really know.
16. TV or Radio? Radio.
17. Is it POP or SODA? Depends on where you live.
18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? X
19. Leather purse or knit purse? Fuzzy purse!
20. Eat an apple or an orange? Right now, everything tastes like salt so I don't think either one is the best idea.
21. What came first the chicken or the egg? Darwin came first.
22. Hot or Cold? Cold. You can always add clothes, but you can only take off a certain number before getting arrested.
23. Light or dark nail polish? Dark...consider who you're asking.
24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? Since I'm 5'4 and a half, I don't really have much of a choice, but Duckin likes being taller...
25. Sun or moon? Moon.
26. Emerald or ruby? Amethyst.
27. Mt. Dew or Surge? Neither one.
28. Left or right? Right, always.
29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 10 acquaintances. Variety is always better.
30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Whichever Mishelle is not-so-discreetly eating over my head when I steal her computer.
31. High or Drunk? High. But I'm not allowed to do either one...
32. Green beans or carrots? Carrots.
33. Low fat or fat free? Depends on what you're talking about.
34. What is your biggest fear in the world? Needles.
35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? Silver.
36. Kids or no kids? Kids, but definitely not 12 of them.
37. Cat or dog? Dog. Cats are scary. Especially since I found one sleeping on my face at Jessie Bean's house when my mommy was in the hospital.
38. Half empty or half full? Half empty, because there's someone drowning in the full half.
39. Mustard or ketchup? Neither.
40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? Hard cover. They're longer.
41. Newspaper or magazine? I'll read anything.
42. Sandals or sneakers? My step mother, I could have sworn, was the only one on this planet that still calls shoes sneakers, but obviously not.
44. Red car or white car? Blue.
45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? Happy and poor.
46. Singing or dancing? Both, but anyone who knows me should know that.
47. Hugging or Kissing? Depends on so many things.
48. Corduroy or plaid? Both, worn together.
49. Happy or sad? You can never be happy until you are completely satisfied with yourself in entirety.
50. Purple or green? Purple...you're asking as if that's an actual question for me.