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Jokes:

• Male Bashing
• Rednecks
• Actual Fast Food Job Application
• Blonde Jokes
• AOL/Chat Slang
• 25 Deep Thoughts
• 59 Interesting Facts
• Signs That You're Too Drunk
• Computer Lab Pranks
• Doctor Speak
• Warning Signs of Insanity
• One Liners
• Church Bulletin Bloopers
• Short Laughs
• You Know You're In Trouble When...
• Things Men Wish Women Knew
• If Men Ruled the World
• Football Players College Entrance Exam
• Honeymooners
• Love to...but...
• Bitch Poem

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their
honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to
himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot".

The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room
and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have
sexy voices and once you pop that top button...".

The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and
thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too
frigid".

The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other
two would call much later in the day.
6:00 a.m. ---------
The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's
husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas
were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Joe asked, "What happened
sir? You married a nurse. The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry
a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying "you're not
sanitary, you're not sanitary".

Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call.
6:30 a.m. --------
The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Joe brings it as fast
as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped
back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
Joe asks,  "What happened? Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as
their voices." The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone
operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, "your three
minutes are up, your three minutes are up."

Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will be
calling any minute.
4:30 p.m. --------
The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe can't believe it but
quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and
Joe took a step back in shock. The wore only his boxers and his hair was a
mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe fearing the
worst asked "What happened to you? Did you have a fight?" The man smiles
and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school
teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are
going to do this over and over,until we get right."