Football Players College Exam

Jokes:

1. What language is spoken by the FRENCH?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to...
    (a) build a bridge
    (b) sail the ocean
    (c) lead an army
    (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
    (a) Jewish
    (b) Catholic
    (c) Hindu
    (d) Polish
    (e) Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion: How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America’s far north called?
    (a) Westerners
    (b) Southerners
    (c) Northerners

9. Spelling: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
    Bush:
    Carter:
    Clinton:

10. History: Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does the rain come from?
    (a) Macy’s
    (b) a 7-11
    (c) Canada
    (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity?
    (a) yes
    (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    (a) New York
    (b) Florida
    (c) Canada
    (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced Math: If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

19. Concerning “National Broadcasting Corporation.” What does “NBC” stand for?

20. The Cornell University for efficiency began when? (approximately)